K is for Kubernetes. Startup Senior MLOps / DevOps Engineer.

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• The Startup DevOps Engineer will work for a hyper-growth AI software startup.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will earn £85,000 per annum.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will enjoy remote working anywhere in the UK.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will be familiar with IaC, PaaS and FaaS.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will execute scripts in Python and Bash.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will identify defects in CI/CD pipelines.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will carry out regression testing and code and infrastructure changes.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will have deep Terraform expertise.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will have prior exposure to GCP / AWS.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will monitor system performance and reliability.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will ensure server-based deployments are robust and manageable.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will have a strong understanding of Agile methodologies.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will be familiar with virtualisation tools like Docker and Kubernetes.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will have a firm understanding of black box testing.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will have experience of web-based applications.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will understand cloud security principles and best practice.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will be familiar with code release and deployment mechanisms.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will have used most version control systems e.g. Git.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will be comfortable with bug tracking software.
• The Startup DevOps Engineer will have an excellent understanding of DevOps principles.

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